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| a date | |
| A date ! After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said I love you but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you. The other woman that my wife w anted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three child...
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| 20:15 | 29/Mar/2008 |
| List of Top Ten Flirting Tipsscore | |
| 10. Flirting is an attitude : A good flirt is self-confident and not afraid to take risks. Be enthusiastic and positive, it works! 9. Start a conversation : The best opening line is saying hello. Talk about the surroundings, ask a question, ask for help, state an opinion. 8. Have fun: Be playful, light-hearted and spontaneous. Show your vulnerabili...
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| 20:14 | 29/Mar/2008 |
| Ideal Sick Leave Certificate | |
| Doctor Certified Certified that Mr./Miss _________________ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he/she will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimburseme...
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| 20:11 | 29/Mar/2008 |
| English Signs Abroad | |
| Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world. In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbea...
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| 18:39 | 23/Mar/2008 |
| FAMILY PROBLEM | |
| Family Problems Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once." We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I t...
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| 17:59 | 24/Dec/2007 |
| Have some lighter moments | |
| 1 Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost £499 to £599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. 2 What did the tooth brush want to becom...
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| 00:37 | 15/Dec/2007 |
| Don't worry be happy | |
| Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,"Happy Birthday!",and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out,she barely said good morning,let alone"Happy Birthday."I thought...Well,that's marriage for you,but the kids....They wil...
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| 07:54 | 29/Nov/2007 |
| How to poison your Mother-in-law | |
| Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law's habits. In addition, the mother-in-law criticized Li-Li constantly.Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting. But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li...
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| 13:25 | 16/Nov/2007 |
| Some jokes to brighten your day! | |
| Teacher:History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student:Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history. Teacher:Why? Student:There is no future in it. ....................................................... ........... Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much wou...
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| 13:06 | 16/Nov/2007 |
| SHALL WE CONCEDE FAMINIST'S BASIC PREMIS... | |
| Feminists blame everything on the Patriarchy. What are the advantages of patriarchy? 98% of combat deaths are men, 98% of work deaths are men, 76% of murder victims are men, 76% of suicide victims are men. Men live eight years less. Doubtless women had it hard. The question is – compared to what? Men had it harder then women. Take the Taliban as an...
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| Binu Abraham | 14:11 | 30/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (794)
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| Interests: Reading
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| Check ur mobile is original or not |
| Press the following on your mobile *#06# and the-international mobile equipment identity number appears. It is a 15 digit serial number. Then check the 7th and 8th numbers:IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 02 or 20 this means your cell phone was assembled in Gray market which is very Bad qualityIF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 08 or 80 this mean...
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| datanentrygo | 07:49 | 19/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (301)
| City: Ranchi
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| Jobs of editorial proofreading. |
| Jobs of editorial proofreading. Editorial proofreaders they can also recommend changes in word choice or inappropriate punctuation. Jobs of editorial proofreading. http://jobcenter.webs.com/pr.htm
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| anil verma | 22:15 | 17/Apr/2008 |
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| jyun nikal kar badalon ki goud se,thi abhi ek bund kuchh aage bari,sochane phir-phir ye hi dil me lagi,aah kyun ghar chhor kar mai yun pari,dev mere bhagay mai hai kya bada,main bachungi ya milungi dhool mai,gir parungi ya angare par kisi,chu parungi ya kamal ke phool mai,bhagay se bah gayi uos kaal ek esi hawa,wah samunder uor aayi an-mani,ek sund...
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| Gaargi Bhatt | 17:29 | 9/Mar/2008 |
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| Are u weak? |
| Ok ...today I am writing but not for the sake of jotting down another blog but seriously to know what you might have to say in favour or counter argument.Normally, we all preach our younger ones or anyone around us to be peace loving, patient and benevolent. We all want them to be "civilised human beings". Some of us actually practise it too. But t...
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| vivek keserwani | 02:45 | 28/Mar/2008 |
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| how was your HOLI friends |
| Hi Friends, Nobody told me howz their HOLI? What masti you did and How did you clebrate it. Some of you might have remained inside of your house in fear of colours while some of you might have played a very colourful and wet Holi. To tell you the truth, I love playing holi but only when it is played in decency. In my locality people are so bad that...
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| Kiran Raivad... | 10:58 | 26/Dec/2007 |
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| STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART...FOR THE HEART. (Posting it as it may be useful/kr) A chat with Dr.Devi Shetty, Narayana Hrudayalaya (Heart Specialist) Bangalore was arranged by WIPRO for its employees . The transcript of the chat is given below. Useful for everyone. Qn: What are the thumb rules for a layman to take care of his heart? Ans:1. Diet - Less ...
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| sunshine | 11:19 | 9/May/2008 |
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| QUOTE FOR THE DAY One should behave like a dog when dealing with stress. If you cannot eat it or hump it .. then... Piss on it and walk away.
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| Bhavana S | 16:10 | 9/Feb/2008 |
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| So now I am here with my first post in devnagari..that has been typed by me, as u know the last one was sent by someone else..the credit of this work goes to ORKUTconfused?? wat ORKUT has to do with my post…actually I am using the scrap book of ORKUT as it offers an automatic transliteration option in the scrapbook that converts Roman characters to...
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| Elisabeth | 00:10 | 12/May/2008 |
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| Pentecost is one of the prominent feasts in the Christian liturgical year, celebrated the 49th day (7 weeks) after Easter Sunday (the tenth day after Ascension Thursday). Historically and symbolically related to the Jewish harvest festival of Shavuot, it commemorates the descent of the Holy Spirit upon the Apostlesand other followers of Jesus as de...
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| vira | 11:29 | 2/May/2008 |
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| Regular cars are better Reasons why regular cars are far superior than Formula One racing cars No door... I mean, people have to climb in. Actually, ANYBODY can climb in and steal it. Pffft! No roof... The people who drive these things are left open to the elements. Like, even convertible cars have something you can pull over your head. No radio (A...
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| Amitabh Dasg... | 19:20 | 10/Apr/2008 |
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| Shopping for Marriage |
| Marriage is an event for a lifetime. Every youth wishes to make that special moment a memorable event not only for him/her but for all those who become a part of it. Today wedding ceremonies have become a status symbol for all therefore the marketing aspect plays a very significant role in the whole celebration.Of the several aspects that come up o...
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| ma ya | 21:43 | 14/Mar/2008 |
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| hello............ hope u all r doing welll..n keeping good health!!!me too fine. hmm as i hav nothing to blog,so just saying HI.....to everyone. take care n keep smiling............:D
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| Tanisha | 11:07 | 21/Nov/2007 |
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| (author unknown) A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door.It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the pa...
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| roopa singh | 16:30 | 4/Oct/2007 |
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| in ankho ke siva duniya me rakha kya hai... |
| Lightaneye ; Tagged PostONE EYE SAY'S MORE THAN THOUSAND WORDSLightaneye ; Tagged Post"The greatest gift is a portion of thyself" -R.W.EmersonI"ve been tagged by Nilima Dahat! To spread the good word, this post is being tagged from one iLander to another, spurring more and more people to get informed about eye-donation, and the ways/ means on how ...
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| KHUSHI | 17:10 | 22/Oct/2007 |
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| HELLO |
| A WONDERFUL HELLO TO MY ALL FRINDS HI FRNDS IM BACK AFTER A LONG TIME. HOW R U FRNDS AND WTS GOING ON? AND HAPPY DUSHERA TO ALL OF U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| sia sagar | 23:06 | 17/Apr/2008 |
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| SMALL BUT IMPORTANT |
| A VERY SHORT LIST FOR GETTING JOY IN LIFE ONLY THREE FACTORIES ARE REQUIRED' ICE FACTORY IN HEAD(MIND) SUGAR FACTORY IN TONGUE AND LOVE FACTORY IN HEART
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| Reshma Thakkar | 21:11 | 26/Mar/2008 |
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| SHOULD WE |
| Should we build our surroundings --or thoughts?Should we seek pleasure --or happiness?Should we progress materially --or spiritually?Should we nurse our ego --or ability?Should we fear death --or disease?Should we be worthy of praise from man --Or God?Should we be intelligent --Or wise?Should we attempt to win --Or achieve?Should we envy –Or admir...
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| meena sundar | 17:40 | 26/Apr/2008 |
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| If we say, something is not thereThen there is nothing in thereBut if we constantly Hear there is something in thereThen someday We come to believeSomething must be thereWords and thoughtsAlways have some power If we continue to hear and talk about themThen the illusion, Looks real!It is fateThat, we humans are weak To eliminate all in the...
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| Misty Bella | 16:26 | 23/Nov/2007 |
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| Jab We Met |
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| Jab We Met Never in my entire life had I felt such a strong urge to get away by myself somewhere, anywhere, far from the daily grind. I realized that I badly needed a break if I were to be able to function normally without the bitterness and the grouses. Something else that had been brewing up for a while, suddenly failed to materialize, and I felt...
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| Payal Mehra | 18:10 | 15/Nov/2007 |
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| Yesterday Today & Tomorrow |
| There are two days in every week we should not worry about, two days that should be kept free from fear and apprehension.One is yesterday, with its mistakes and cares, its faults and blunders, its aches and pains.Yesterday has passed, forever beyond our control. All the money in theworld cannot bring back yesterday. We cannot undo a single act wepe...
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